FUCK OFF!!!

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.